REAL SHIT. FUCKING SHIT. FUCKING SHIT.
Teacher: Hey, schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday.
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
News in America: man throws intestines at police
I Am The Challenger →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: my theory on what the government plans on doing if that zombie apocalypse thing is true Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
how to kiss →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
wedontkilltheliving: crossbowsandwalkers: Since everyone is all about the avengers now…. imagine Thor meeting Daryl You all know what he would call him right Son of Dix you are the best person amanda
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
Lilo, why are you all wet?
videovriska: daswiener: captainhufflepuff: This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash. I always thought this scene was adorable Wow thanks guy Right in the childhood. i never made that connection ouch….
April fools joke gone wrong
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me: Mum, I’m pregnant Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant…your posters? Me:… Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Reblog if you love Tom Hiddleston
themindofapariah: wonderland-asylum: lady-sorceress: summerhooligan: just wanna see how many tom hiddleston blogs are out there haha I’ma follow you <3 We were made to reblog. In the end we will always reblog.